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		<title>Stupid Wisconsinites In The News</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn. Really, what more is there to say?  Thanks for the find, Matt! Woman Calls 911 to Report Drunken Driver &#8212; Herself A 51-year-old Dodge County woman is charged with her first offense of operating while intoxicated after she called 911 to report a drunken driver &#8212; herself. According to Dodge County Sheriff Todd Nehls, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Wisconsinites In The News&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2007/09/03/stupid-wisconsinites-in-the-news-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 13:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brilliant! Don&#8217;t tease your hair with a pellet gun Don&#8217;t invite cops in while rolling a joint, either FENWOOD – A 19-year-old Marshfield woman was shot in the forehead with a pellet gun on Thursday evening by a man who thought the gun was unloaded, authorities said this morning. The woman went to Saint Joseph’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Wisconsinites In The News</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2007/05/22/stupid-wisconsinites-in-the-news-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 00:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a TWOFER! Really, what can I say about this one? Man crashes after prosthetic leg jams BELOIT, Wis. &#8211; A man ran his truck through the wall of a liquor store after his prosthetic leg became jammed between the accelerator and brake pedal. Martin E. Nehls, 49, had parked his Chevy Silverado in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Wisconsinites In The News</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2007/05/11/stupid-wisconsinites-in-the-news-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 00:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have got to be S-ing me! This guy must have been born in Illinois&#8230; Man allegedly cut bracelet for &#8216;Springer&#8217; RACINE, Wis. &#8211;A judge imposed $50,000 cash bond Friday for a man accused of cutting off his electronic monitoring bracelet to ride by limousine to Chicago and be on &#8220;The Jerry Springer Show.&#8221; Defense [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Wisconsinites In The News</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2007/04/16/stupid-wisconsinites-in-the-news-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 23:13:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Stupid Wisconsinite In The News, Dumb Criminal and a Jailed Sex-Offender? That&#8217;s a HAT TRICK! Good Job, dumbass! FOND DU LAC, Wis. &#8211; An Eden man probably regrets calling authorities to report that he hit a deer on the highway. That&#8217;s because he was a registered sex offender &#8211; and he had a girl [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Wisconsinites in the News</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2007/03/19/stupid-wisconsinites-in-the-news-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mother Of The Year award nominee: Child tips off cops to drug-dealing mom MILWAUKEE &#8211; A 28-year-old mother was arrested after her 6-year-old daughter tipped police off to her drug dealing ways. The girl was interviewed by police Friday after her father reported she had been hit in the face with a curling iron while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Wisconsinites in the News</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2007/03/11/stupid-wisconsinites-in-the-news-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 14:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we go again&#8230; This one is unique. Brought to my attention by Matt. Man claims to be a werewolf after breaking into Fond du Lac apartment Former inmate arrested on multiple charges The Associated Press FOND DU LAC &#8211; A former inmate told police that he was a werewolf and could change shapes after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Wisconsinites in the News</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2007/02/27/stupid-wisconsinites-in-the-news-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This may be a little late, but destined to be a classic&#8230;. Swordsman&#8217;s claim disputed Prosecutor says sounds on neighbor&#8217;s DVD were consensual sex, not rape This is the story about a guy who thought a woman was being raped in a neighboring apartment. Having no phone, he grabbed a sword, a family heirloom, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Wisconsinites In The News</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2007/02/10/stupid-wisconsinites-in-the-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:40:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nine times out of ten, if a Wisconsin resident is in the national news, you can bet their stupidity got them there. I decided it&#8217;s time to start a collection. Here&#8217;s a few of samples. Idiots + sophisticated electronics = ? I hate stupid people who have kids&#8230;.. How out of touch are our lawmakers, [...]]]></description>
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