Damn. Really, what more is there to say? Thanks for the find, Matt! Woman Calls 911 to Report Drunken Driver — Herself A 51-year-old Dodge County woman is charged with her first offense of operating while intoxicated after she called 911 to report a drunken driver — herself. According to Dodge County Sheriff Todd Nehls, [...]
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Posted 28 January 2008
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Brilliant! Don’t tease your hair with a pellet gun Don’t invite cops in while rolling a joint, either FENWOOD – A 19-year-old Marshfield woman was shot in the forehead with a pellet gun on Thursday evening by a man who thought the gun was unloaded, authorities said this morning. The woman went to Saint Joseph’s [...]
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Posted 03 September 2007
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It’s a TWOFER! Really, what can I say about this one? Man crashes after prosthetic leg jams BELOIT, Wis. – A man ran his truck through the wall of a liquor store after his prosthetic leg became jammed between the accelerator and brake pedal. Martin E. Nehls, 49, had parked his Chevy Silverado in the [...]
You have got to be S-ing me! This guy must have been born in Illinois… Man allegedly cut bracelet for ‘Springer’ RACINE, Wis. –A judge imposed $50,000 cash bond Friday for a man accused of cutting off his electronic monitoring bracelet to ride by limousine to Chicago and be on “The Jerry Springer Show.” Defense [...]
A Stupid Wisconsinite In The News, Dumb Criminal and a Jailed Sex-Offender? That’s a HAT TRICK! Good Job, dumbass! FOND DU LAC, Wis. – An Eden man probably regrets calling authorities to report that he hit a deer on the highway. That’s because he was a registered sex offender – and he had a girl [...]
Mother Of The Year award nominee: Child tips off cops to drug-dealing mom MILWAUKEE – A 28-year-old mother was arrested after her 6-year-old daughter tipped police off to her drug dealing ways. The girl was interviewed by police Friday after her father reported she had been hit in the face with a curling iron while [...]
Here we go again… This one is unique. Brought to my attention by Matt. Man claims to be a werewolf after breaking into Fond du Lac apartment Former inmate arrested on multiple charges The Associated Press FOND DU LAC – A former inmate told police that he was a werewolf and could change shapes after [...]
This may be a little late, but destined to be a classic…. Swordsman’s claim disputed Prosecutor says sounds on neighbor’s DVD were consensual sex, not rape This is the story about a guy who thought a woman was being raped in a neighboring apartment. Having no phone, he grabbed a sword, a family heirloom, and [...]
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Posted 27 February 2007
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Nine times out of ten, if a Wisconsin resident is in the national news, you can bet their stupidity got them there. I decided it’s time to start a collection. Here’s a few of samples. Idiots + sophisticated electronics = ? I hate stupid people who have kids….. How out of touch are our lawmakers, [...]
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Posted 10 February 2007
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