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		<title>Yeah, it feels good to be a gangsta&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2009/07/02/yeah-it-feels-good-to-be-a-gangsta/</link>
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		<title>Silicone Dreamz&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:19:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Dude, if she&#8217;d told me she had fake boobs I wouldn&#8217;t have squeezed so hard.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>I Wish I Could Quit You!!!</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2008/11/07/i-wish-i-could-quit-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 03:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This presented itself to me as I was shutting down tonight.]]></description>
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		<title>The More You Know&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2008/09/02/the-more-you-know-11/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Average number of people killed by sharks per year: 5 Average number of people killed by coconuts per year: 150]]></description>
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		<title>The More You Know&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2008/07/29/the-more-you-know-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I Were A Geneticist What? I&#8217;m not interested in genetically enhanced sheep. I need a project I can stay focused on&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>The More You Know&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2008/07/21/the-more-you-know-9/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, fresh, sliced&#8211;supremo.]]></description>
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		<title>Global Warming &#8211; Not Such A Bad Thing?</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2008/05/08/global-warming-not-such-a-bad-thing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 00:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For a split second, I had the urge to buy a Hummer, a Trans-Am, or an AMC Matador&#8230; you know, pump up the smog for  a good cause!]]></description>
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		<title>The More You Know&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2008/02/16/the-more-you-know-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The More You Know&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2008/01/29/the-more-you-know-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Stupid Wisconsinites In The News</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2008/01/28/stupid-wisconsinites-in-the-news-9/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn. Really, what more is there to say?  Thanks for the find, Matt! Woman Calls 911 to Report Drunken Driver &#8212; Herself A 51-year-old Dodge County woman is charged with her first offense of operating while intoxicated after she called 911 to report a drunken driver &#8212; herself. According to Dodge County Sheriff Todd Nehls, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Wisconsinites In The News&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2007/09/03/stupid-wisconsinites-in-the-news-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 13:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brilliant! Don&#8217;t tease your hair with a pellet gun Don&#8217;t invite cops in while rolling a joint, either FENWOOD – A 19-year-old Marshfield woman was shot in the forehead with a pellet gun on Thursday evening by a man who thought the gun was unloaded, authorities said this morning. The woman went to Saint Joseph’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The More You Know&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2007/09/02/the-more-you-know-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The More You Know&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2007/08/26/the-more-you-know-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 16:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The More You Know&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2007/07/15/the-more-you-know-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The More You Know&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://espolson.com/2007/07/09/the-more-you-know-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:37:53 +0000</pubDate>
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