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Silicone Dreamz…
“Dude, if she’d told me she had fake boobs I wouldn’t have squeezed so hard.”
I Wish I Could Quit You!!!
This presented itself to me as I was shutting down tonight.
The More You Know…
Average number of people killed by sharks per year: 5
Average number of people killed by coconuts per year: 150
The More You Know…
If I Were A Geneticist
What? I’m not interested in genetically enhanced sheep. I need a project I can stay focused on…
The More You Know…
Now, fresh, sliced–supremo.
Global Warming – Not Such A Bad Thing?
For a split second, I had the urge to buy a Hummer, a Trans-Am, or an AMC Matador… you know, pump up the smog for a good cause!
The More You Know…
Wal-Mart Employee: Hello ‘dis Walmarts, how can I help you?
Customer: I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.
Wal-Mart Employee: What you want on the cake?
Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’.
Stupid Wisconsinites In The News
Damn. Really, what more is there to say? Thanks for the find, Matt!
Woman Calls 911 to Report Drunken Driver — Herself
A 51-year-old Dodge County woman is charged with her first offense of operating while intoxicated after she called 911 to report a drunken driver — herself.
According to Dodge County Sheriff Todd Nehls, the woman [...]
Stupid Wisconsinites In The News…
Brilliant!
Don’t tease your hair with a pellet gun
Don’t invite cops in while rolling a joint, either
FENWOOD – A 19-year-old Marshfield woman was shot in the forehead with a pellet gun on Thursday evening by a man who thought the gun was unloaded, authorities said this morning.
The woman went to Saint Joseph’s Hospital in Marshfield, where [...]